Sunday, 22 January 2017

Adaptation A - 'How To Survive in a Slasher Movie in 10 easy steps' - META META META

Always run

Suspect everyone

Got a car? Check the backseat, the killers always there

 Don't ask "who's there?"

Don't go to the police for help, they're useless

If you're blonde, you'll probably be first to die...It's just how these movies work

Don't be an A**hole you won't make the final act 

Avoid wild high school parties...of course you won't but you know, just do your best

Be the 'final girl' out live your friends and kill the killer

Make sure you have killed them though, those guys are invincible...
How generic
[Like this infographic]

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